i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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