Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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