Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize