What a fucking waste of an outfit
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
