i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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