i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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