I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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