i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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