so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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