I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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