Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We have started to decorate penises.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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