Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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