She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We were destined to go to rehab together
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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