found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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