Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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