if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
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last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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