He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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