dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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