he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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