so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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