I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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