If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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