We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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