they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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