And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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