Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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