YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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