You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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