so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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