I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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