ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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