u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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