I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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