i just google imaged poop.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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