I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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