i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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