she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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