What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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