Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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