i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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