remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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