I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i've created a new STD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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