She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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