I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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