VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
