theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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