And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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