why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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