is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
is that a dick in a sweater?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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