You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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