Dual....:-)
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
