and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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